Here’s a brief disclaimer for our awesome products.
They are 100% natural and because they are 100% natural they are non-toxic for the environment. Dude, unlike glyphosate (Roundup) you can actually ingest the stuff without dying. Robby even tried it and was fine except that he said the taste was like eating literal shit. Don’t ask us how Robby knows what shit tastes like, we’re not sure. He seems like a conservative guys but if he’s anything like this chick I knew in college then he’s definitely a freak. It’s the quiet ones that you have to look out for. The quiet ones with red hair especially. Not sure why but if you don’t believe me just go seek one out and you’ll find out after a few glasses of wine.
Anyways, our stuff is 100% natural and we guarantee that if you don’t use it you are probably a douche bag and since this is a disclaimer page that means it must be true.